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• (I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
• Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
• Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
• Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
• Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
• (I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)

priscygzz:

you go john green!

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poeticallygreen:

A thousand times yes!!

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bloodyneptune:

So John Barrowman isn’t a part of the 50th. I hope BBC hires extra security because I have a feeling he will be there regardless.

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“You’re a man with a long and dangerous past, but your future is infinitely more terrifying.”

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“You’re a man with a long and dangerous past, but your future is infinitely more terrifying.”

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sherlock-and-loki-stole-my-life:

janecrocker:

do you ever see the person you have a crush on do something really fucking ridiculous and you just watch and think “ah yes this is where i have laid my affections”

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kawaii-santa-chan:

kawaii-santa-chan:

kawaii-santa-chan:

there is no teacher in my history class rn and we are all just sitting here and being really quiet and whenever somebody opens the door, everyone turns around because we think its a sub but its not and then we just shush whoever walks in

update: we’re taking attendance and sending it down so nobody suspects that we dont have a teacher

UPDATE: THE PRINCIPLE WALKED IN AND DIDNT NOTICE ANYTHING

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Baby's Breath: on spite

ourcatastrophe:

my friend told me that she had this (female) friend whose boyfriend was pretty sexist

and one of the ways that manifested was that he was always saying she couldn’t cook. and it’s true that she didn’t cook that much, but he went on and ON about it, brought it up at the most…